Fleshlight Review: Sex In A Can: Lady Lager – Very Tight Realistic Fleshlight

Lady Lager is a part of the Sex in a Can series of Fleshlights. It is a smaller sleeve that fits inside a novelty case, designed to look like a beer can. There are currently four sleeves in this series. I have already reviewed the oral Sukit Draft, the anal O’Doyle’s Stout and the vampire Succu Dry so was keen to try out the last in this set: the vaginal ‘Lady Lager’.

Fleshlight Sex In A Can: Lady Lager

Fleshlight Sex In A Can: Lady Lager Sleeve Review

The Lady Lager is a smaller, tighter version of the popular 9” Lotus sleeve. It is sometimes referred to as a mini-Lotus but should not be confused with the standard sized Mini Lotus sleeve.

Sleeve and Texture

Fleshlight Sex In A Can: Lady Lager Sleeve

The Sex in a Can (SIAC) sleeves are all 7” long, significantly shorter than their standard counterparts. The Lady Lager sleeve is also tighter than the standard Lotus, with an inner diameter of approximately 0.4-0.7” (10-18mm). It comes with a standard pussy orifice and is perhaps the most convincing looking of the SIAC ‘cans’: a blue and gold case with ‘Lady Lager’ written on the side.

Fleshlight Mini Lotus
The most realistic Fleshlight

The entrance of the Lady Lager is smooth walled and widens almost immediately into the first of two small, smooth sided chambers, with a gentle constriction between them.

The second chamber ends with the Lotus node, just over 3” (75mm) from the entrance. This places it well within reach of even smaller penises. Another rounded, smooth-walled chamber follows, ending with a tight constriction as the channel narrows to just 0.4” (10mm) wide.

The final section of the canal consists of three small chambers, divided by tight constrictions. The whole thing is a little less than 7” (175mm) long, making it a lot easier for average sized guys to reach the final sections and enjoy the sleeve fully.

How the Lady Lager Feels

Like the other SIAC sleeves, the most noticeable thing about the Lady Lager is the tight feel of the channel. The actual channel is of a similar width to the standard Fleshlights, but the smaller case means that the flexible Superskin material has less room to flex and less ‘give’, so the whole thing feels a lot snugger.

Fleshlight Sex In A Can: Lady Lager Texture

Fleshlight Lady Lager Mini Lotus Texture

The first two chambers provide quite a gentle introduction as they constrict and open around the head of the penis. The first real sensation comes from the Lotus node, which is one of my favorite Fleshlight textures. It closes around the head of the penis with quite a tight, constricting feel before the noticeable ‘pop’ as you push through it. I enjoy moving through the Lotus node repeatedly as ‘popping’ through it is so pleasurable.

The next part of the sleeve provides some relief before the final three chambers: a quick succession of pressure and release as the dividing ‘flaps’ move around the now sensitive head of the penis.

Like the other Lotus designs, I found the Lady Lager to be a fantastically realistic and very pleasurable experience: stimulating without being too intense. Its increased tightness and shorter length mean that smaller and average guys can take full advantage of the texture. I would recommend that larger than average guys try the standard Lotus or Mini-Lotus sleeves.


The wide chambers and tight constrictions make cleaning the Lady Lager quite laborious. I recommend inserting a finger as far as possible to remove any residue, and running plenty of clean water through, from both ends of the sleeve. Drying will take several hours in a warm spot.

Cleaning and drying your Fleshlight is critical. Learn more on the How to Clean Your Fleshlight guide.







How I rate Fleshlights explained

SIAC Lady Lager Mini Lotus is a smaller version of one of the best Fleshlights. It’s definitely recommended for smaller guys who feel the full sized Mini Lotus (this is confusing, isn’t it!) is too big.

NOTE: As the SIACs are slightly tighter than I prefer, read also the review of the Mini Lotus to get a better understanding if the Lady Lager is a good choice for you.

Did you like the Lady Lager? Take a look at the following similar sleeves.

Mini Lotus: Bigger (and even average sized) guys might prefer this standard-sized version of the Mini Lotus sleeve as there is a little more room in the channel. The position of the Lotus node means that it is still easily accessible to smaller and average guys, unlike the standard Lotus.

SIAC O’Doyle’s Stout: Like the Lady Lager, O’Doyle’s Stout is a smaller version of a popular full sized Fleshlight. It comes with a standard anal orifice and a smaller version of the classic Forbidden canal. O’Doyle’s Stout is a great anal Fleshlight for guys who prefer the tightness of the SIAC sleeves.

For more tight and cheap Fleshlight options, see the Complete Guide to Fleshlights. Or take a look at the comparison of all the Sex In A Can sleeves.

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