I have previously reviewed several of the horror and sci-fi themed Freaks Fleshlight sleeves so I was prepared for something unusual, but the Zombie Lady was a bit of a shock even for me. The green color and ‘rotting flesh’ texture of the sleeve outer is unusual, to say the least. But I’ll try anything once so, feeling adventurous, I agreed to give it a go.
Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Lady Review
Sleeve and Texture
At the time of writing there are nine unique Fleshlight sleeves in the Freaks series. I have already tried the Alien, Cyborg, Drac, Bigfoot, and Frankenstein sleeves and enjoyed the novelty value of the bright colors and fantastic themes. The other current models are Bigfoot Lady, Predator, Reaper, and Zombie Mouth.
The Zombie Lady sleeve is a vaginal sleeve, though the opening is like no other vagina I have ever seen, with green ‘rotting’ flesh to create a convincingly zombie-like appearance. However, what really counts for me is the texture inside the sleeve and I was pleased to see that the Zombie contains one of my favorite textures: the familiar Lotus node.
After a tight entrance, the sleeve texture begins with a ring of irregular bumps. These are followed by a short tight (0.4”, or 10mm) canal lined with three gentle cross ribs before the convex-concave texture of the Lotus Node.
After the Lotus Node the canal widens slightly to a diameter of 0.5” (12mm). This section is lined with a series of cross ribs which surround the top and bottom of the sleeve but don’t quite meet at the edges.
The final section runs from 4.5” (115mm) to the end of the canal. Here, the walls are smooth sided but shaped like a wave, alternately pressing down from above and up from below to create contrasting pressure on the penis.
How the Zombie Lady Feels
The Zombie Lady sleeve is quite narrow so feels tight from the outset. The first ring of bumps stimulates the head of the penis as soon as you enter and the rings that follow add to this initial stimulation.
Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Lady Texture
The Lotus node usually feels like a constriction in the tunnel that rewards you with a pleasing sensation of popping through. I was expecting a similar sensation here but, due to the dense sleeve walls and narrow width on each side of it, the Lotus node in the Zombie sleeve feels more like a larger chamber that opens around your penis momentarily before the walls narrow again. I would liken it to the feeling of the nodes in the Lotus Garden rather than the standard Lotus sleeves.
The next section of ribs move in quick succession over the now sensitive tip of the penis, providing a clearly defined stimulation before it slides into the more gentle undulating pressure of the curved walls in the final section.
The texture of the Zombie Lady is stimulating enough to be enjoyable but not especially exciting or intense. Compared to other sleeves I have tried I would rate this one as no more than average. If you like the look of it then it might be worth buying, but if you are shopping on texture then I would recommend continuing your search for another sleeve; there are definitely better ones available.
The Lotus node is always more difficult to clean than many other textures, and the early bumps and ridges in the Zombie Lady also provide plenty of places for lube to build up. I would recommend inserting a finger to help remove the worst of the residue and flushing the sleeve through thoroughly with plenty of clean running water before leaving it out to dry.
How I rate Fleshlights explained
The Zombie is a nice and tight, but I would say its value is more in the novelty effect of the theme than in the texture, which is no more than satisfying. Fans of the Fleshlight Freaks series might want to complete their collection but if you are looking for an exciting new sensation then I would recommend looking elsewhere.
If you liked the Zombie Lady Fleshlight then you might also enjoy these similar sleeves
Zombie Mouth Fleshlight: Fans of the undead will want to complete the set with this ‘rotting’ replica of a green zombie mouth. Its bumpy texture appears to be more intense that the Lady so it’s a great choice if you want a little more stimulation.
Freaks Frankenstein Fleshlight: Of the other Freaks Fleshlight sleeves I have tried, this one is by far the best. The ‘stitched’ together pussy lips are as unappealing as the Zombie flesh but, once inside, the unusual zigzag texture inside is quite different to any other Fleshlight I have used.
For more fantasy Fleshlight options, see the Complete Guide to Fleshlights.
If you're a looking for a Fleshlight with a tight, ribbed entrance check also the Eva Lovia Spice. It comes in a much prettier package and its first couple of inches are very tight.
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